Well, how about it folks? The WWE giving us two quality weeks of programming in a row this fall? I’m stunned, truly stunned. More than that, they have managed to turn me […]
The Universe – Entry Thirteen: Smelling Salts
Brian Andrews
Brian Andrews is an aspiring sports entertainer and positivity advocate. From humble beginnings, Brian has been involved in the professional wrestling industry for most of his life, in one form or another. He believes in infinite potential, and strives to realize it within himself, and those he chooses to surround himself in.
The Universe – Entry Twelve: Purgatory in a Cell
Ten days removed from, historically speaking, one of the most tepid, run of the mill, completely average annual Pay-Per-View offerings in all of WWE’s history, and it seems as if the tradition […]
The Universe – Entry Eleven: Suckage
What is happening in the WWE right now? I have a pretty good idea, and unfortunately, it’s all bad. Take a look inside and see exactly what’s going wrong and how the […]
The Universe – Entry Ten: FML
Three simple letters. Colloquially used to describe a less than savory situation for an individual. What happens when the term is used to reflect back on one’s entire life? If you’re looking […]
The Universe – Entry Nine: Still Snoozin’ (Night of Champions Something Something Blah Blah Blah)
That’s right. I am still a-sleeping away. I’m not even trolling around the WWE Network looking for crappy matches and shows to watch either. I’m talking about the product right now. In […]
The Universe – Entry Eight: Wake Me Up When December Ends
As the summer solstice winds down, it brings great change. Change can be seen in the leaves, it can be felt in the temperature, and can be experienced in the WWE. […]
The Universe – Entry Seven: 不本意のスピリット (Spirit of the [un]Willing)
What does it take to realize a dream? That answer lies in the willingness of the dreamer. What are you willing to endure to make your dream a reality? Come inside and […]
The Universe – Entry Six: The SummerSlam Series, Subsection Four: SummerSlam 2014
Here we are, folks. A month’s worth of recollection and introspection to lead us to this point. It’s been quite the journey through the past. Some of it has been good, some […]
The Universe – Entry Six: The SummerSlam Series, Subsection Three: SummerSlam 2005
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brian Andrews, and I have just survived something terrible. I have not once, not twice, but thrice watched SummerSlam 2005. I feel sorry for myself, and […]
The Universe – Entry Six: The SummerSlam Series, Subsection Two: SummerSlam 1994
We are T-minus ten days away from SummerSlam! This year’s show is shaping up to be something special; not just Lesnar vs. Cena, not just Swagger vs. Rusev, but: Ladies and gentlemen, […]
The Universe – Entry Six: The SummerSlam Series, Subsection One: Summerslam 1999
I have an issue. My doctoral thesis review is coming up, and I needed to get it actually done like, yesterday. I hope you don’t mind that I pull double duty for […]
The Universe – Entry Five: The Universe (Tl;dr Version)
If I haven’t made it abundantly clear over the past month, it is just a wonderful time to be a member of the WWE Universe. I mean ‘WWE Universe’ specifically. Casual fans, […]
The Universe – Entry Four: Burn or Fade
Guys. Top five sports entertainment crimes perpetrated by The Undertaker in the 00’s and 10’s. Subquestion – is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great professional wrestler for his latter-day […]
The Universe – Entry Three: Lest We Forget
Where-in we discuss the potential of a man whose destiny was denied, whose heritage was seemingly meaningless, and whose time was ostensibly up. Who is this enigmatic personality, and how does he […]
The Universe – Entry Two: The Implications of Wealth
What’s going down leading up to Money in the Bank this Sunday? A lot. I suppose. What to catch, what to miss, and so much more RIGHT HERE on Everybody Hates Pro […]
The Universe – Entry One: Professional Wrestling vs. Sports Entertainment
It isn’t important what you do, it’s how you do it. On par with that, or more importantly even, it’s why you do it.
Everyone Hates Cleveland 