Not everyone has access to a flip phone with a calendar function like I do, and not everyone likes to have actual calendars hanging on every wall like my wife does. Because […]
Peyton Hillis – A Memoriam Circa 2010

The year was 2010. It was the morning of week three. The Cleveland Browns were doing things that the Cleveland Browns typically do. Getting ready to lose a football game…. Jerome Harrison was […]
Rearview Mirror: The Browns Logo-Gate

The Cleveland Browns are an endless supply of things to talk about, even during a time of the year when there shouldn’t be anything to talk about. If only they could be […]
The Cleveland Browns logo, the sports media in Cleveland and beyond, and Kendrick Perkins–EHC Podcast 12–2/24/2015

WFNY’s & FoxSportsOhio.com’s Rick Grayshock joins the show with our first podcast talking Cleveland sports. We dive right into it, talking how the sports media portrays Cleveland, why the Browns should (or […]
Sorting Out the QB Mess (Again) In Cleveland Ahead of the NFL Scouting Combine

With the NFL Scouting Combine beginning on Wednesday, all talk in Cleveland, of course, turns to offensive linemen. Just kidding. It’s yet again time to talk quarterbacks. Yea. So the Browns have […]
Pick Vick? Browns could do (not much) worse

Alright. You paying attention? Allow me to play devil’s advocate for a moment.
10 Orbservations: Cavaliers’ streak halts, LeBron’s injury scare, the Browns’ dysfunction

10 Orbservations is a regular Saturday piece at Everybody Hates Cleveland where EHC Managing Editor Steve Orbanek offers 10 quick sports takes, both on Cleveland topics and national ones. 1. And the […]
Rearview Mirror: The Browns Having a tough 2015 so far

It just never stops with the Cleveland Browns. Never. It may pause every once in a while, but it never completely stops. If there’s anything this fanbase has learned to say, it’s […]
10 Orbservations: Cavaliers’ streak hits nine, Josh Gordon’s letter, some T.J. House love

10 Orbservations is a regular Saturday piece at Everybody Hates Cleveland where EHC Managing Editor Steve Orbanek offers 10 quick sports takes, both on Cleveland topics and national ones. 1. Another night. […]
Orbiting Cleveland: The colossal fall of Johnny Football

Even when he’s not directly involved in the news, Johnny Manziel is still making headlines. On Friday, ESPN.com released a story, titled “Inside Johnny Manziel’s rocky rookie season,” which was written by […]
Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon are complete idiots–EHC Podcast 8–1/25/2015

Saturday started off as an innocent enough day for the staff at Everybody Hates Cleveland. The three #EHC founders got together to talk a little bit about about Johnny Manziel. My, oh […]
10 Orbservations: The streaking Cavaliers, Mozgov’s impact, Shumpert’s debut and Manziel’s downfall

10 Orbservations is a regular Saturday piece at Everybody Hates Cleveland where EHC Managing Editor Steve Orbanek offers 10 quick sports takes, both on Cleveland topics and national ones. 1. Wow. What […]
Shanahan departure proves dysfunction continues to reign supreme with Browns

While reading Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback column in which he praises the Ravens’ organizational competence, going so far as to speculatively declare John Harbaugh “The New Noll,” I was struck by […]
10 Orbservations: The new-look Cleveland Cavaliers, Saying goodbye to Dion Waiters and Kyle Shanahan’s departure

10 Orbservations is a regular Saturday piece at Everybody Hates Cleveland where EHC Managing Editor Steve Orbanek offers 10 quick sports takes, both on Cleveland topics and national ones. 1. The Cleveland […]
Rearview Mirror: The Thud Heard ‘Round The World: The Justin Gilbert Edition

This is the final installment of my three-part Thud series. The first was Johnny Manziel, and the second was Josh Gordon. Well, let’s get on to the next J: Justin Gilbert. For […]
10 Orbservations: The Cavaliers weather the loss of LeBron, The end of the Browns’ season, and Impact Wrestling on Destination America

10 Orbservations is a regular Saturday piece at Everybody Hates Cleveland where EHC Managing Editor Steve Orbanek offers 10 quick sports takes, both on Cleveland topics and national ones. 1. Well, they […]
REARVIEW MIRROR: THE THUD HEARD ‘ROUND THE WORLD – THE JOSH GORDON EDITION

As the 2014 NFL Draft was approaching, I was very hopeful that the Cleveland Browns were going to take Clemson WR Sammy Watkins. There was one possible obstacle: The Jacksonville Jaguars who […]
Everybody Hates Cleveland’s 2014 Players of the Year

The 2014 Year in Cleveland sports has proven to be one of the most entertaining in recent history. No, there were no titles, and in the end, not even a playoff run […]
The Sunday Drive saying hello/goodbye to a complicated Josh Gordon

The Browns’ season always seems to end up in a train wreck, and this year is no different. I don’t know what to make of the news that Josh Gordon was suspended […]
10 Primo-bservations: First Round Attitudes, David Blatt, The Problem with Baseball Statistics, and I Watched Wrestling for the Wrong Reasons

10 Orbservations is a regular Saturday piece at Everybody Hates Cleveland where EHC Managing Editor Steve Orbanek offers 10 quick sports takes, both on Cleveland topics and national ones. However, this week, […]