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Bijan Robinson and Jaylan Knighton Will Not Be Spending the next 3-4 years at The Ohio State University!

Quickly! Quickly!
The CostCo will be closing soon!
Floor it, Denise,
Floor it!
Because Bijan Robinson and Jaylan Knighton will not be spending the next three to four years at The Ohio State University!

Kirkland brand canned produce is what we require
even if their water tastes too dry for my liking!
I know you’re not fond of their Green Beans, Denise, but
You cannot beat CostCo prices!
And we need all the produce we can get
because Bijan Robinson and Jaylan Knighton will not be spending the next three to four years at The Ohio State University!

I’m getting worried about the end of the world, Denise!
because Bijan Robinson and Jaylan Knighton will not be spending the next three to four years at The Ohio State University!
Arm up, Denise,
but we have to make a second trip to Wal-Mart for that!
Because CostCo does not sell firearms!
Arm up, Denise,
and help me make that second trip to a big box store today,
because when civilization collapses, and Molon Labe is the law of the land,
you won’t be worried about why we took two trips to a big box store on July 28th, 2019!
We must be prepared for all eventualities, Denise,
because Bijan Robinson and Jaylan Knighton will not be spending the next three to four years at The Ohio State University!

It’s vital that you drive, Denise!
This is not due exclusively for my suspended license,
but also because I must post on the message boards en route to the CostCo!
If people are not concerned about Tony Alford’s recruiting,
and also about Michael Drake and Gene Smith,
not strictly for any one reason, just because,
then they must open their eyes!
Awake! Awake!
Because Bijan Robinson and Jaylan Knighton will not be spending the next three to four years at The Ohio State University!

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